The fact that at one point Mycroft was standing in an office printing numerous sexual pictures of Irene Adler never fails to amuse me.
seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
There is a Mark Pellegrino gif for fucking everything.
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
DON’T RUIN YOUR BODY WITH EVIL TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS AND HAIR DYE!!! WE MUST FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF OUR ANCESTOTRS PRESERVE YOUR NATURAL FORM, GO MONTHS WITHOUT BATHING, SACRIFICE FARM ANIMALS TO THE GODS
a really attractive woman was at work today and we had a nice conversation and she turned and started to walk away and i thought to myself ‘come back, my love’ and then she turned round and said ‘what?’ to which i realised i had said it out loud
i hate you all
